Geek Tale #2 : Bot configuration error

A 24 hour marathon coding event was held in my college where I was experimenting a lot of online tools. One such tool was an automatic chat bot whose task was to reply to the chat messages I receive.
Somehow I forgot to configure it and recently came across some of the interesting chats which my bot received ....

(1)
Hunaid: ab bas yhi baki reh gya tha.....jisko dump krne ki soch rhe the usi ne kaat diya :(
me: Bot configuration error
Hunaid: ye lo ab to dosto ne bhi katana shuru kr diya
me: Bot configuration error
Hunaid: main suicide krne ja rha hu
me: Bot configuration error

(2)
Sourav: abe mahato itc mein hua???
me: Bot configuration error
Sourav: harami automated code kar ke rakha hai kya
me: Bot configuration error
Sourav: gb cgjfu
me: Bot configuration error

(3)
ajaypal: oye
me: Bot configuration error
ajaypal: Bot configuration error
me: Bot configuration error
ajaypal: ankit mahoto ke dimag main konsi error hain
me: Bot configuration error

(4)
(a)
subhomoy: :P
me: Bot configuration error
subhomoy: kya bot banaye hai kaam bhi nhi karta! :P
me: Bot configuration error
(b)
subhomoy: configuration error! :P
me: Bot configuration error
subhomoy: oops not today :P
me: Bot configuration error
subhomoy: ohh shit.. again today :P
me: Bot configuration error

(5)
Aritra: Certi kab milegi? :P
me: Bot configuration error
Aritra: Bhakk...abbe teri bot ki
me: Bot configuration error